Fired officials and various Americans turn the table on the former president
Sally Yates: I had the honor of being the very first to go
I tried to ward the President of what he didn’t want to know
Michael Flynn: I did what I was told to do, before I was officially hired
I’m glad I can turn the tables and say to him You’re Fired!
Rex Tillerson: My wife said serve your country even though that’s not what I wanted
He made my life a loving hell with the insults that he taunted
I would have been better off if I had just retired
But it warms this oilman’s heart to say You’re Fired!
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Sally Yates? You’re fired!
Michael Flynn? You’re fired!
Exxon Rex? You’re fired!
H. R. McMaster? You’re fired!
Reince Preibus? You’re fired!
Steve Bannon? You’re fired!
Rex is joined by John Kelly, Jim Mattis, Reince Preibus, HR McMaster:
We were supposed to be the adults in the room
But when we told him what he didn’t like he lowered the boom
It’s true that some of us me surreptitiously to conspire
At least now all of us can say You’re Fired!
They are joined by the American people
We’re the American people and we’ve had enough of the drama
Four years of the Trump show has caused us serious trauma
Just like a bad TV show, one day it will expire
Today’s that day and all of us can say You’re Fired!
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No experience Don’t hire!
Have a conscience You’re hired!
You’re a thief Don’t hire!
You get caught You’re fired!
On Fox News Don’t hire!
Don’t tell the truth You’re fired!