I have got a problem that gets bigger by the day
No matter what I do, it just won’t go away.
People say the Russians helped me to win the race
To those people and the world I say with a straight face:

No collusion, no collusion
Tweet at least once every day
No collusion sows confusion
My saps believe everything I say
No collusion creates the illusion
That it’s all a pack of lies
No collusion, no collusion
Let’s hope I can keep up the disguise

I said it at my press conference, I say it all the time
I’ve said it for the whole year, but it’s still fresh every time.
I tweet it in ALL CAPS, with three exclamation points
And every time I say it, the response never disappoints!!!

No collusion, no collusion
Tweet at least once every day
No collusion sows confusion
My saps believe everything I say
No collusion creates the illusion
That it’s all a pack of lies
No collusion, no collusion
Let’s hope I can keep up the disguise

Every day there’s one more story of meetings on the sly
I say there’s no collusion, but even idiots might wonder why.
Why with so many Russians meeting with people from my team
Isn’t it more than likely they helped me steal the American dream?

No collusion, no collusion
Tweet at least once every day
No collusion sows confusion
My saps believe everything I say
No collusion creates the illusion
That it’s all a pack of lies
No collusion, no collusion
Let’s hope I can keep up the disguise