Donald Trump backed by his supporters with signs and T-shirts gives his stump speech
Host (David Johnstone) Spoken: Not long after Trump won the nomination, I started thinking that this had all the makings of an opera, and right after he was elected, I started sketching out the outline of one when I realized that there already was one written more than 200 years ago! Now if we take the President’s first and middle names, slightly modify them – voila – we have Donald Giovanni, the 21st century’s version of Mozart’s iconic Don Giovanni. In our modern day version, we’ve got the philandering and conniving nobleman played by Donald John Trump; his long suffering lackey, Leporello, whose primary task is to keep wronged women at bay is no other than Michael Cohen; Donna Elvira, one of those wronged women who won’t stay silent, played by Stormy Daniels; and well, you get the picture, it all fits! So, in the original scene of Deh, vieni alla finestra, Don Giovanni disguises himself as a commoner to seduce Donna Elvira’s maid, but in our living and breathing version, our Donnie G. disguises himself as a populist to seduce the American people. Here’s we’ve set some of his campaign’s greatest catch phrases to music:
Crowd: Build that wall! Build that wall!
Trump:
I’ll build a great big wall a beauty it will be
And Mexico will pay for it all believe me
They’re sending drugs and criminals
They’re sending their worst
And some are good people, I suppose
But I’ll deal with the others first.
Crowd: Lock her up! Lock her up!
Trump:
I’ll lock up my opponent we all know she’s a crook
From the very first moment I’ll throw the book
There’s the foundation and email server
Don’t forget Benghazi
The fact the FBI didn’t find anything to prosecute
That’s a technicality.
Crowd: Drain the swamp! Drain the swamp!
Trump:
I’m the only to fix the system I don’t need the money
I’m the only who can resist ‘em trust me
I’ll hire the very best people
The best that money can buy
We’ll let these industries police themselves
At least it’s worth a try.
Crowd: Build that wall! Build that wall!
Trump:
I’ll build a great big wall from sea to shining sea
2000 miles of concrete all all you will see
Who cares I know it’s not possible
That doesn’t bother me
I’ll say what I think you want to hear
Just vote for me, just vote for me.