Stormy Daniels tells her story to our Host

I met Donald Trump at a casino
He liked what he saw he sure let me know.
He said come and see me we’ll have a late bite
I didn’t have nothing for later that night.
I went to his penthouse and knocked on the door
Didn’t know what to expect but I’ve been with guys like him before.

He gave me a menu and we ordered some food
He had Shark Week playing to get him into the mood.
I went for a powder and when I opened the door
He was ready to pounce I knew what was in store
I deserved an Oscar Told him he was the best in the world
He tried to pay me I said “I’m not that kind of girl!”

I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
It’s the life I choose
The Million Dollar Blues
How could I refuse
I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I stand accused
Of being in the wrong place
At the right time
How can I lose?

About ten years go by imagine my surprise
Who’s leading the polls now this man I despise.
I thought then and there it was my time to score
I was going to cash in for being treated like a whore.
I called up his fixer “Pay me now!” I demand
I wanted a million bucks But I settled for a hundred twenty gran

I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I don’t take no abuse
The Million Dollar Blues
How could he refuse
I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I would accuse him
Of being in the wrong place
At the right time
How can I lose?

Final verse done as a striptease with a number of guys stuffing dollars in her G-string by the end.

What happened that night I can’t really say
I wish I could tell you but I signed an NDA.
I don’t want his money I’ll cash in on his fame
I’m touring America baring all if you pay.
I’ll get my revenge but it won’t be a crime
I’ll get my million bucks one bill at a time.

I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I’m all over the news
The Million Dollar Blues
Got five-star reviews
I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I stand accused
Of taking advantage
At the right time
Wouldn’t you?

I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
It’s the life I choose
The Million Dollar Blues
How could I refuse
I’ve got the Million Dollar Blues
I stand accused
Of being a porn star –
At least I didn’t have to
fuck Ted Cruz.

(As the song winds down) Eww, that would be disguting.