Donald Trump descends the escalator to the lobby of the Trump Tower to announce his candidacy and is asked questions by the gathered reporters

Spoken: Wow. Whoa. That is some group of people. Thousands. So nice, thank you very much. It’s great to be at Trump Tower and this crowd is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s never been a crowd like this. It’s great to be here, but I hate to break it to you folks but…

 

Our country is in serious trouble, we don’t win any more

They take our jobs and take our money, then loan us even more

We lose to China, lose to Japan – Its nothing but defeat

I’m the only one who knows this game, the only one they can’t beat

I’m the only candidate, I’m the only one.

 

America needs a leader, who knows how to make a deal

I’m the only one to fix our problems, the only one who’s real

Our country needs an outsider, someone the insiders hate – Amen!

I’m the only one to fix our problems, I’ll Make America Great… Again!
He wings it with the MAGA phrase and realizes he loves it

 

Our leaders are so stupid

They don’t do anything right

They make deals to help the whole world

They do this all despite

What’ good for you’s not good for me

Trade is zero sum game

If you aren’t winning then you’re losing

And that’s why I’m selling my name

 

They’re bringing drugs, they’re sending rapists, they’re cleaning out their jails

We catch them and releasee them, they come back – it never fails

And some, I suppose, are good people, but surely not enough

I’m the only one who’ll be so strong, the only one so tough

I’m the only candidate, I’m the only one.

 

America needs a leader, who’ll say what no one else dares

I’m the only one to fix our problems, the only one who really cares

Our country needs an outsider, someone the insiders hate – Amen!

I’m the only one to fix our problems, I’ll Make America Great Again!

 

And then there’s ISIS and all the terr’ists, I hate them every one

They’ve got the oil and all our Humvees – I’ll get the job done

I’ll bomb the shit out of them, and send them to Hell and back

I’m the only one who’ll end this terror – I’ll go on the attack!

I’m the only candidate, I’m the only one.

 

America needs a leader, who’s ruthless and unafraid

I’m the only one to fix our problems, the only one who won’t get played

Our country needs an outsider, someone the insiders hate – Amen!

I’m the only one to fix our problems, I’ll Make America Great Again!

 

We’ll build a beautiful wall

And keep the whole world out

I say America First

And there can be no doubt

All those other people

They don’t look like you and me

The Muslims and the Mexicans

Don’t belong in the land of the free