Chris Cuomo, recently diagnosed with COVID-19, interview the virus himself

Chris:

This is Chris Cuomo on Prime Time,                          and I’m here to tell you

I got the Corona Virus,                                                   and I’m not going sell you

    I’m broadcasting live across the nation               after the night that I had

    All alone in isolation                                                   ‘cuz I have got it bad

        I’m going tell you all about my struggles        but I’ve got a surprise guest

        So sit back and let’s get after it                          while I interview this pest

CV:
I’m the Corona Virus here on Prime Time               and you heard it her first

I ain’t just influenza                                                         I’m ten times worse

    I might have been born in China                            but I love America the most

    You people are leaderless and blinded               you make the perfect host

        Disregard science at your peril                           you know what to do but don’t

       There is only one way to beat me                     but I’m sure that you won’t

               

                I’m taking away your freedom                    I make your jobs go bye

                I’m taking away your loved ones                               without a last goodbye

                I may be a frickin’ monster                           I may mean nothing to you

                But I am taking away                                      the life you thought you knew

Chris:

Well Mr. Virus on Prime Time                                     may I call you The Beast?

I wouldn’t wish you on anyone                                  even those I like least

    Let me ask you about selection                              why you chose who you do?

    CV: Its like Russian Roulette                                    the gun’s pointing at you.

Chris: One last thing before I sign off                       can you say how much more?

CV: Not until the whole nation shuts down           and stays the Hell indoors

Well this is Chris Cuomo on Prime Time                  its time a say good night

I know that this is going to be a battle                     but I pray I’ll be alright.