The Oval Office, Donald Trump is surrounded by his cabinet and administration officials

I’ve assembled the greatest team this country’s ever seen
And every single one of them owe loyalty to me
I ask them one question, get it right, I say “You’re hired”
But screw up once (and they do), I shout out – “You’re fired!”

[Chorus] [DJT]
Sally Yates? What a disgrace
Michael Flynn? Took it on the chin
Big Jim Comey? He wouldn’t pledge loyalty
Flyin’ Tom Price? I did’t need his advice
Reince Preibus? Aw, too bad you had to leave us
Steve Bannon? What a loose cannon

For all my cabinet members, there’s just one qualification
That is that they make the max campaign donation
They tell me the job they want, I say “You’re hired”
But screw up once (and they do), I shout out – “You’re fired!”

[Chorus] [DJT]
Sean Spicey Spicer? He could’ve been nicer
Anthony Scaramucci? Oops, he screwed the poochie
Exxon Rex? Fired via text
H. R. McMaster? What a disaster
Gary Cohn? Time to get goin’
David Shulkin? Didn’t even know him

No experience You’re hired
Have a conscience You’re fired!
You’re a thief You’re hired
You get caught You’re fired!
Pretty face You’re hired
Seem to smart You’re fired!
On Fox News You’re hired
Tell the truth You’re fired!

I made my image on TV as a successful businessman
But a reality TV star is what I really am
Now it’s Season Two of The Trump Show, boy I’m tired
Of playing golf and watching news and shouting out “You’re Fired!”
Repeat entire chorus with new victims added